Note/L10N/Choices_and_Consequences/1.31/Books/cobLorMyOwnGrandpa?
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<font face=1><div align="center">I'm My Own Grandpa<br>
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by Gaeldol, the Funniest Wood Elf Ever<br>
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<div align="left">Why did the Dark Elf cross the road?<br>
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How many orcs does it take to light a torch?<br>
Depends. Is an orc is doing the counting?<br>
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What is green and hops and sizzles on lava?<br>
an Orc Acrobat<br>
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If a Wood Elf mime falls in a forest, who cares?<br>
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If you drop a Khajiit head-first from a great height, will it land on its feet?<br>
Not if you cut off the feet first.<br>
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