FormID: 01007CC7 00Mufasha GREETING 0 Hello, what can you do for me?
FormID: 01007CC7 00Mufasha GREETING 1 Ha! See what I did there? I turned it around. Instead of saying [QUOTE]What can I...[QUOTE] Nevermind. What do you want?
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 0 Now listen my good friends, a story you'll hear.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 1 A song I will sing you; 'twill fill you with cheer.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 2 A charming young maiden was wed in the Fall.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 3 She married a man who had no balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 4 (chorus) No balls at all. No balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 5 She married a man who had no balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 6 The night of the wedding she leaped into bed.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 7 Her breasts were a-heaving; her legs were well spread.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 8 She reached for his penis; his penis was small.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 9 She reached for his balls; he had no balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 10 (chorus) No balls at all. No balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 11 She married a man who had no balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 12 ``Oh mother, oh mother, oh, what shall I do?
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 13 I've married a man who's unable to screw.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 14 For many long years, I've avoided the call,
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 15 Now I've married a man who has no balls at all.''
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 16 (chorus) No balls at all. No balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 17 She married a man who had no balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 18 [QUOTE]Oh daughter, oh daughter, now don't feel so sad;
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 19 I had the same trouble with your dear old dad
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 20 There are lots of young men who will answer the call
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 21 Of the wife of a man who has no balls at all.''
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 22 (chorus) No balls at all. No balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 23 She married a man who had no balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 24 Now the daughter, she followed her mother's advice,
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 25 And she found the proceedings exceedingly nice,
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 26 And a bouncing young baby was born in the Fall
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 27 But the little young bastard had no balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 28 (chorus) No balls at all. No balls at all.
FormID: 0100916C 00Mufasha NoBalls 29 She married a man who had no balls at all.
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 0 The four and twentieth day of Midyear, of all days of the year
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 1 A virgin lady, fresh and gay, did privately appear
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 2 Hard by a riverside got she, and did sing loud, the rather
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 3 For she was sure she was secure, and had intent to bath her
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 4 With glittering glancing jealous eyes, she shyly looks about
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 5 To see if any lurking spies were hid to find her out
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 6 And being well resolved that none could see her nakedness
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 7 She pulled her robes off, one by one, and did herself undress.
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 8 Into the fluent stream she leapt, she looked like goddess' glass
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 9 The fishes from all quarters crept to see so fair a lass
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 10 Each fish did wish himself a man, about her all were drawn
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 11 And at the sight of her began to spread about their spawn
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 12 A lad that long her love had been and could obtain no grace
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 13 For all her prying lay unseen, hid in a secret place
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 14 Who had often been repulsed when he had come to woo her,
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 15 Pulled off his clothes and furiously did run and leap into her.
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 16 She squeaked, she cried, and down she dived, he brought her up again
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 17 He brought her up upon the shore, and then, and then, and then
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 18 As first woman did first man enjoy, you may guess what I mean
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 19 Because she all uncovered lay, he covered her again
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 20 With watered eyes, she pants and cries, [QUOTE]I'm utterly undone
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 21 If you will not be wed to me by the next morning sun[QUOTE]
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 22 He answered her, he would not stir out of her sight till then.
FormID: 0100916E 00Mufasha AMaidWentASwimming 23 [QUOTE]We'll both clasp hands in wedlock bands, marry, and do it again.[QUOTE]
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 0 Hogan came to Dringo's daughter
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 1 Having drank ale, rum and water
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 2 He came lusting for her love
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 3 No good intentions to speak of
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 4 Naked, she rose to let him in
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 5 Having sent away all her kin
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 6 And back to the bed she was brought
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 7 Yet the poor drunk fool could do naught
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 8 [QUOTE]Go out to my bedroom window
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 9 I will kiss you there from below
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 10 When she saw him there, she did twist
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 11 and turned around, her ass he kissed
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 12 [QUOTE]What's this woman, you did me wrong
FormID: 01009170 00Mufasha DringosBelle 13 Or else your breath is sewer strong.[QUOTE]