L10N/Bard_of_Cyrodiil/2.0/Dialogue/00Chanson のバックアップソース(No.1)

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FormID: 01007CC3	00Chanson	GREETING	0	(Chanson stares at you silently as you try to engage him)	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	0	What's the difference between a wagon full of dead goblins and a wagon full of cannonballs?	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	1	You can't use a pitchfork on the cannonballs.	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	2	That's a good one, huh, here's another.	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	3	How many goblins does it take to cobble a street?	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	4	It depends on how small you chop them up.	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	5	Goblin chunks! Ha!	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	6	How do you make a dead goblin float?	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	7	Take your foot off its head!	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	8	That's a good one.	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	9	What's the difference between a wine rack and a rack full of goblin heads?	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	10	I don't have a wine rack in my basement.	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	11	It's true, I don't drink wine...How about one more.	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	12	What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead goblin?	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	13	A watermelon floats.	
FormID: 01008A83	00Chanson	Jokes	14	Heheh...(sigh) I hate goblins.	
FormID: 01008A89	00Chanson	Jokes1	0	Nords, big, strong, great warriors...but dumb as oxen. Say, you don't have any Nordic blood in you, do you?	
FormID: 01008A8B	00Chanson	NordYes	0	Well, then how about some nice orc jokes?	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	0	Well then, listen to this one	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	1	How do you see a twinkle in a Nord's eye? Shine a lantern through his ear.	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	2	Or here's one: Two Nordic women find a mirror lying in the street.	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	3	The first picks it up and says, [QUOTE]Hey, I know the person in this picture![QUOTE]	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	4	The second one grabs it from her hand and says, [QUOTE]You idiot, that's me![QUOTE]	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	5	Hey, what do Nords and wine bottles have in common? Their both empty from the neck up.	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	6	Did you hear about the Nord who was killed while drinking milk? The cow fell on him.	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	7	Or how about this one: What do you call a Nord with two brain cells? Pregnant	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	8	An Orc and a Nord jump of Dive Rock at the same time, which one will hit first? The Orc, because the Nord has to ask for directions.	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	9	Why would you give a Nord a fortify intelligence potion? So his horse won't outsmart him.	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	10	OK, one more. A man sees a Nordic woman walking by with two large bags and asks her what they hold.	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	11	[QUOTE]Chickens[QUOTE], she replies.	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	12	[QUOTE]Oh, if I can guess how many chickens are in your bags, can I have one of them?[QUOTE] he asks.	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	13	[QUOTE]I'll do you even better than that, if you can guess how many chickens I have, you can have BOTH of them![QUOTE]	
FormID: 01008A8D	00Chanson	NordNo	14	Ha Ha...Nords are stupid.	
FormID: 01009162	00Chanson	Jokes2	0	How about some orc jo...waitaminnit...you're pretty ugly...are you an orc?	
FormID: 01009166	00Chanson	OrcNo	0	Good, 'cause I got some good orc jokes.	
FormID: 01009166	00Chanson	OrcNo	1	What's dumber than an Orc building a house underwater? A Nord trying to burn it down.	
FormID: 01009166	00Chanson	OrcNo	2	How can you tell when an Orc is going to say something stupid? He opens his mouth.	
FormID: 01009166	00Chanson	OrcNo	3	Two Orcs are walking through the forest. One says, [QUOTE]Look at that dead hawk.[QUOTE] The other one looks up and says, [QUOTE]Where?[QUOTE]	
FormID: 01009166	00Chanson	OrcNo	4	Why did the Orc sell his bow? So he could buy some arrows!	
FormID: 01009166	00Chanson	OrcNo	5	Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could show the Orc how!	
FormID: 01009166	00Chanson	OrcNo	6	Why are Orc jokes always one-liners? So Nords can understand them.	
FormID: 01009166	00Chanson	OrcNo	7	Those were good yes?	
FormID: 01009165	00Chanson	OrcYes	0	I thought so. Well, how'd you like to hear some Nord jokes?	

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